Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Sports Update

CBS announced today that they have acquired photocopies of the rights to broadcast all matches, including Battle Royals, of the World Wrestling Federation, 2005-2008 seasons. Handling the on-air duties will be retired CBS Evening News anchor Dan Wrather. CBS management hope Mr. Rather will bring his journalistic experience and integrity into the ring of the much maligned sport. Dan will dig deeper, drop harder, atomic body-slam higher than any play-by-play commentator to date. Joining Dan, though not at ringside, will be colour commentator Jason Blair, who will provide background commentary and analysis from the porch of his cabin overlooking the Ozarks.


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