Thursday, February 16, 2006

Middle East Running Out Of Things To Damage

Palestine – Outrage boiled over into rioting today when Authorities announced there wasn’t anything left to break. The news sparked protesters to rampage, however due to all the previous rampages they were unable to find anything to smash or even dent. "If the photographers hadn't handed out all the flags the day would have been a total bust." noted one protester.

Danish flag shortage expected by weekend. Posted by Picasa

“This is the work of the Zionist pigs”, screamed Abdul alDullard, rampage organizer and spokesman for the ram-pagers, “We used to have many things to smash like cars, windows, bottles, heads, but now look around, there is nothing. I blame Israel.”

UN Secretary General Koffi Annan called an emergency session of the United Nations Security Council and asked all member nations to immediately “send more stuff, preferably fragile” to Palestine. “Danish Crystal would be best, but please wrap it carefully, you know how rough the Postal Service can be.” Adding, “It’s all about sustainability.”

Items not wanted include Tupperware, stuffed toys or anything with an inherent tendency to bounce.

Italics Mine


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