Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Statue Of The Prophet Seized

IRAN - Hundreds of outraged 'protesters' beat, broke or smashed anything they could find that was not already cracked or damaged and generally displayed unfavourable behaviour after a travelling Danish cleric revealed that an American Food Company was using a statue of the Prophet (PBUH) in an attempt to appeal to children and those with minds indistinguishable from them.


Statues of the Prophet are forbidden in Islam. Posted by Picasa

"They are provoking us", screamed Abdul alGreenburg as he wheeled the statue of the Prophet past the angry crowd. The 3D image was removed by a Sunni mob and taken to a local Mosque where it will be fitted with a traditional robe, sandals and cell phone triggered explosives.

Italics Mine

1 Comments:

At 11:58 AM, Blogger Lonnie said...

Too funny...

A shame Ronnie Mohammed is not forbidden here...I Hate to see 5'3" Chinese adults with girths that match...

Best from the mainland...

 

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