Saturday, May 20, 2006

Koranic Fish Discovered In Erie Pennsylvania

A fish with markings that resemble Arial Bold text has been found by Kenyan officials touring the United States.

Koranic fish discovered in Erie PA. Posted by Picasa

"This changes everything" said Muslim scholar el Moe al Sharpton. "First the seventy-two virgins turn out to be raisins now we find out we've had the big guys real name wrong all these years. Oy."

The discovery follows last weeks disappearance of a fish in Kenya which even Western scholers admit could be a message from Allan.

Missing fish. Posted by Picasa

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