Thursday, July 06, 2006

Liberal Party Announces New Leader

Ottawa – Senior Liberal Party officials announced today that they’ve ‘found their man’.

The announcement ended months of debate about who would make the best choice to lead the Liberal Party of Canada into the next election. The young man, an unidentified Quebecer, gained national attention by urinating on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier July 1st.

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“The Liberal Party has been pissing on the Canadian Military for decades,” said party president Michael Eizenga, “It started with Trudeau and continued with Chrétien, but they did it literally, this guy actually pulled his unit out and did it in real time. He’s a natural for us.”

Spokespersons for the seven other leadership hopefuls said there was no way to compete with man from Montreal and all stated their candidates would have no qualms about standing behind him.


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